Strange Blue Boxes and Maidens With Frying Pans (Or How to Kill a Cyberman Part: One.)

 Hello everyone. This isn't much of an introduction, but we may go into more detail later. *Ahem* Anyway, we're the Awesomes. Well. Not really. But we're a group of friends who enjoy acting, singing, and dancing together at rehearsals and having strange conversations on facebook. Our strange conversations have developed into a sort of story time, where each of us tells stories to each other on different nights. We decided to increment each of the people in our group as characters. First up is Will's story ~ Bethany for the Awesomes. ... Disclaimer: We definitely do not own Doctor Who. And these stories aren't completely edited, and were just written for the fun of all involved, so no nasty talk. :)


 Once upon a time, there were two girls, who were both named Sarah. They often talked of having grand adventures, but never were able to see far off lands, or wear the fanciest of dresses. 
 But one day, a strange blue box appeared outside their door, and a funny man with a bow tie jumped out. "Quick! Get in! Both of you!" 
 They both hurried into the small box, wondering how they would all fit. Then, they saw the most magical room they had ever seen. 
 "It's bigger on the inside!" said the Sarah whose middle named happened to be Elizabeth.
"Precisely." Said the funny man. "Well, where are we off to? Perhaps the Medusa cascade, or the Rings of....No, I say that we go to England, 1820s!" 
 Then there was a whoosh, and a flash, and the box flew off. Then there was a thud, and the door creaked open. Outside, there was the loveliest garden, and sitting at a table in that garden was a young man in princely attire. "Ah, Doctor, you've arrived, and you've brought guests!" 
 "Indeed, Prince Micah. May I present Sarah and Sarah Inc.!" 
 "Perhaps a change of clothes would be suitable for them? And a spot of tea?" 
 Sarah Elizabeth spoke up, "That would be lovely!" Then they were whisked off to rooms, where royal maids Savannah and Leah attended them. The dressed them in the most beautiful dresses imaginable! Sarah Elizabeth wore a dark blue dress with a white sash, and Sarah wore a green one with lots of frills. 
 They re-entered the garden, and both the Doctor and Prince Micah rose at the sight. "Quite lovely, and proper!" Said the Prince. 
"Not bad, not bad. I've seen worse." They all turned their heads to a new comer. "Ah, allow me to introduce the captain of the guard, the ever cheerful, Captain William Macleod." 
 "A pleasure." Both girls said. 
 "Likewise." 
 Suddenly, a large metal man strode into the garden. "You will all join the Cyberiad. You will be upgraded." 
 The captain rose to his feet. "Never, you great stoopid metal man!" 
 With that, the Prince, the Doctor, and the captain rushed the monster. 
 But out of the blue, another maid, with a frying pan, jumped on the back of the metal man and began beating it. "Take that, and that, and that!" With a great whallop, she kills the monster. 
 The Prince walks over to the maid, and kissed her hand. "I thank you, dear maid. Bethany, isn't it?"
"Yes, your highness." 
 William snorted. "I could have taken it."
  Bethany replied, "Could not!" 
 "Could too!" 
 "Not a chance!"
  Meanwhile, the Doctor strode over to Sarah Elizabeth, and said, "My dear, you are too beautiful for words." He fell to one knee. Sarah Elizabeth began to swoon. "You must keep that dress, it's very becoming. He then began to tie his shoe. "Well, it's time that we be off! Farewell, Prince, and maids and captain. My dears, we.must be off! You must be home in time for toast."
  And with that, they ran back into the box, and returned home.

 THE END